so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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