Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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