He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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