She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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