I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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