i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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