I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Me. At least after what I've been through.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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