That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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