Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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