i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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