Non-Jews are for practice
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
