The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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