I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
4 words: hood of his car
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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