i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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