More tranny stories later!
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Randomize