Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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