going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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