Pappa wants mamma naked
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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