Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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