Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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