No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I want a musical about memes.
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