Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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