i jhust puked up my retainher.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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