He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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