worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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