Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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