I bet he comes in French.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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