Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Everything about him screamed your future.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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