My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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