So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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