Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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