We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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