I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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