is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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