I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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