Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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