I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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