PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i just made my gag reflex go away.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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