honey bunches of taint.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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