are you still at the devil's house?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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