He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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