"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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