And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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