i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
