think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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