Me. At least after what I've been through.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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