Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
where are my eyebrows?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
