He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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