Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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