Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
My liver just had a heart attack.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
