Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i jhust puked up my retainher.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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