I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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