we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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