I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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