just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Barsexuality is the new black.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
