i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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