Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
only if we run a train.
done.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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