Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
my nose is crying tears of wow.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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